A bath-salts-filled sanctuary, made for utmost relaxation - when executed correctly.

The ideal vacation: beaches, soft sand, nonstop swirling between waves, beautiful people running in slow motion.

Ice cream. Most delicious, most rewarding, after a long, stressful day.

Masterchef, the most competitive TV show for homecooks to show off their skills to Gordon Ramsay - from the perspective of a shitty cook who eats shitty food.

A particularly fond memory for both my dad and I.